I'm too uncreative to make a "Top X List" image, so I just stole one from "SNL/Wayne's World" |
With the premiere of the first list, I may as well make the first one about the same show that provided my very first review post.
If you play your cards right, then he might just come home for dinner. |
However, the writers also like to emphasise that fact that, no matter what, Rimmer will always be a selfish, callous, pompous, arrogant, moronic smeghead. This is the same character that managed to ruin everybody's fun by being all of those things that I have listed. Therefore, this list is dedicated to the moments that made you realise that Rimmer was a complete git.
Not that this is a bad thing, of course. In fact, these moments make him more of a well-written character, rounds him out, and makes the character hysterical. But still, if you were in the company of this man, you would want to punch him in the face... or terminate his hologram.
5: Rimmer badmouths Ace.
What a guy. |
Mocking his friendship with Lister by thinking of them as a romantic couple;
Mocking their nicknames given to each other;
And mocking his intelligence, especially after Ace reveals he can do surgery and goes to scrub up.
The irony of why Ace is who he is makes Rimmer's mocking more ironic, and also a bit sad. Still, mocking somebody because they are better than you? And if it's a central part of your character? Definitely will get you a #5 spot on this list.
4. Rimmer takes away Lister's incredible wealth and fortune.
In "Timeslides", Lister decides to use a time-travel photo develop fluid (just go with it) to try and make himself successful by using the Tension Sheet, previously invented by Rimmer's old classmate, Fred "Thicky" Holden. ("It's just that stuff they use as printing paper, painted red, with the words "Tension Sheet" printed on it.") The end result is that Lister becomes uber-rich, able to move his house brick by brick just to avoid the neighbours, make his single, "Om", #1 by buying 3,000,000 copies, and, best of all, does not wind up three million years in the future on a starship with a smeghead hologram, an egotistical cat, and a neurotic robot.
However, said cat and robot disappear, also, leaving Rimmer (despite the fact that he was brought back to keep Lister sane). Rimmer, not wanting to be alone, decides to go in and bring Lister back, taking him away from his happiness. Why? Rimmer even lampshades it.
Ultimately, Rimmer winds up trying to make himself successful by going back in time and trying to make himself the inventor of the tension sheet. It works just as well as you would imagine. However, Rimmer's smegginess in not wanting Lister to be happy makes this a prime candidate for a #4 spot. Rimmer's failure to accept others happiness is a central part of his character, and his jealousy leads to him wanting to ruin the lives of others just to get ahead.It's my duty! My duty as a complete and utter bastard!
3: Rimmer refuses to lay down his hologramatic life, while doing so would give the living crew an extra few weeks of life.
In "White Hole", Holly had her IQ increased drastically, with the expense being a whopping lifespan of.... three minutes. When Holly had to shut herself down to save the ship, Kryten analyses that, with the power otherwise given to the hologramatic projection unit, the Cat and Lister may live for four more months, then proceedes to quote a Space Corp directive to force Rimmer to lay down his holographic life.
"Space Corps Directive 195 clearly states that, in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members must survive.Rimmer responds with the following.
"Yes, but Rimmer directive 291 states just as clearly, 'No chance, you metal bastard!'"Rimmer's ego essentially declares that the crew is better off dead, all because he wants to "live" for a few more months. Also, this scene also shows that the man is a complete moron. Once the power goes, Rimmer goes tootle pip. So, yeah. Rimmer is a smeghead AND a complete and utter idiot.
In fact, this scene is even more ironic, and emphasises another aspect of his character. For somebody who wants to lead and do leader-y things, Rimmer shows all the attributes contrary to one a leader would show. His decision not to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the crew shows just WHY he was never considered for a leadership position. Well, that and failing the astro-navigation exam 12 times.
In fact, Kryten outright tells Rimmer off for the latter's smeghead behaviour at the end.
2. Rimmer uses Lister's body to eat obsessively and pig out, then, when kicked out by Lister, hijacks it again and holds it hostage... just to eat.
Not too bad, right? Well..... |
While #3 would have caused two of the crew members to die, #2 is one of the few (if not the only) times where Rimmer goes street rat crazy in his egomania. His selfishness makes his actions much, MUCH worse then something than even the Cat would do. (The Cat, at worst, is apathetic and lazy, but not outright insane! The Cat even considers what Rimmer does in this episode deranged.)
Now, none of these have actually led (directly or not) to the death of anybody. Except for #1. #1 is the most callous, cruel moment in Rimmer's life/death, simply because, due to his callousness and ego, a man died. That is....
1. Rimmer "kills" his brother with his ginormous ego and desire to one-up his brother.
In "Trojan", the first episode back after 13 years (sans a mini-series, "Back to Earth", which aired in 2009), Rimmer gets a distress call from his brother, Harold, who is now the Trojan's hologram. Rimmer decides to lie about his life to Howard, trying to one-up him. Rimmer makes himself captain of the Trojan, with the rest of the Boys from the Dwarf forming Rimmer's "crew". Rimmer thinks Harold was a successful captain in the JMC. In reality, as Rimmer learns from Howard himself, Howard was merely a cowardly vending machine repairman. A series of events involving his simulant partner and a StirMaster (makes sense in context) leads to Harold sacrificing his holo-life to save the crew, and declaring in his final moments that he feels brand new. Rimmer's response?
"Harold, I too have a confession. You know when I told you that I was an officer in the Space Corps, this is my ship, I've been married three times, and I've got two Lambroghini Sesto Elementos? It was a lie.
I've only got one."Harold then suffers a resentment attack (pictured above), and holo-dies. To add the cream on top of the smeghead cake, back on the Dwarf Rimmer declares that Howard's death is a wonderful thing, as it removed his OWN resentment. What a self-centred moron!
Let's elaborate: Rimmer committed SEVERAL violations of JMC rules (although none of them involved delegates and car park spaces) in lying about his rank. Furthermore, had Rimmer not decided to impress his brother in such an egotistical fashion, Harold might not have died. And even if Harold did get shot, Howard might have not spent his last seconds in a state of resentment (depicted as like a computer freezing up). Rimmer being proud of Harold's death is as low as possible for the character.
Therefore, causing his brother to die full of resentment, just for kicks, rockets Rimmer's actions in "Trojan" straight to number one.
Thankfully, Rimmer is one-upped at the very, very end, as Howard is posthumously given a medal and Red Dwarf is rechristened after him.
Please suggest other examples in the comments section. Also comment if you want to contest examples in my list.
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